funnies!

[minniemax]

I still owe comments and RL is still crazy, but I needed a funny break, so here it is:

• Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.


• He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.


• Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.


• Better to be pissed off than pissed on.


• Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.


• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.


• He who run behind bus get exhausted.


• Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.


• He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.


• Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.


• He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.


• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.


• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.


• Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.


• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.


• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.


• When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.


• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.


• Definition of a will: a dead give away.


• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.


• She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.


• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


• If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?


• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.


• Every calendar's days are numbered.


• A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.


• A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.


• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.


• Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.


• Acupuncture is a jab well done.

ETA: EEEK! Sorry for the cut not working... fixed

Comments

[lifefailsme.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

I love this one about money... LOL

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I like the silly!

Hope RL gets a little more tolerable soon. &hearts

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

I hope so, too...

Good thing I can share the silly with you all, because - apart from one buddy who were raised in South Africa and another one who lived in the UK for a while - no one in the office understands them :(
I guess it shows that I'm really better than them - at least in written English... LOL

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

*Grins*