too long since I posted one of those

[minniemax]

Blondes Do Not Really Have More Fun...

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level. 

The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of the brunettes realized she had not heard anything from the blondes upstairs. 

She decided to go up and investigate. When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching
the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck is going on up here? We are having a great time downstairs!"

One of the blondes looked at her, swallowed hard, and whispered, "YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE A DRIVER!"

Comments

[raingazer.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Awesome :)

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

Just for you another one then:

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doctor said that they had a new machine that would transfer by kinetic energy a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor initially set the pain-transfer level to 10 percent, saying that was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic but when they returned home, they found the milkman was dead on the porch.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

I am only JUST now figuring out who you are. I was so lost! I was like 'wait, who is this person?'

//random.

[minniemax.livejournal.com]

*looks sheepish*

I guess I should have announced it much earlier, but it was kind of a spontaneous decision. *g*