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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] ghyste

How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? )

Every Friday should start with a laugh. *nods*
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Blondes Do Not Really Have More Fun...

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level. 

The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of the brunettes realized she had not heard anything from the blondes upstairs. 

She decided to go up and investigate. When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching
the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck is going on up here? We are having a great time downstairs!"

One of the blondes looked at her, swallowed hard, and whispered, "YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE A DRIVER!"

minniemax: (Dean oh boy!)
Political Correctness  )

[ETA]: "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

ROFL, how true!
minniemax: (Merry X-mas J2)
I suck as a friend...

totally forgot to post the big THANK YOU!!! for the gorgeous X-mas card from [livejournal.com profile] caarirose!!!!

*headdesk*

for that, a joke for you, sweetie:

how *not* to explain to children about Santa.... )

I totally can imagine Sam doing research on this... LOL!!
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note to self: stop drinking or eating when reading emails from Jokester

fair warning: it's about politics, so don't read if you're easily offended (although from my POV it's not about politics at all, but about language... yeah, well)

read at your own risk ;-) )

ROFL

Oct. 15th, 2007 03:19 pm
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Literate 10 Year Old

A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalogue. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."
 
"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, as the girl thanked her and went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk, looking quite distraught.
 
"I just can't find it," she said. "What book are you looking for, honey?" the librarian asked.
 
Replied the little girl, "Tequila Mockingbird."

ROFL

Oct. 15th, 2007 03:19 pm
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Literate 10 Year Old

A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalogue. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."
 
"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, as the girl thanked her and went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk, looking quite distraught.
 
"I just can't find it," she said. "What book are you looking for, honey?" the librarian asked.
 
Replied the little girl, "Tequila Mockingbird."

hehe

Oct. 14th, 2007 06:39 am
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jokes )

hehe

Oct. 14th, 2007 06:39 am
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